haiku-robot:

haiiqu:

99lenci:

halfinvisible:

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

It’s me and @pleasefloss BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂💕

I COMPLETELY FORGOT I SCHEDULED THIS IM SO EMBARRASSED WHAT

i completely
forgot i scheduled this im
so embarrassed what

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andrewthedankmemefuck:

amemethyst:

munchiezxx:

hmmm. this name didn’t age well

i made it better

Better is not how I would describe that

the-hardcorecasual:

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

thatsthat24:

Music Player Features I Want 🎶

sodomymcscurvylegs:

coffeeandcastiel:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you’re making today.

bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making

(Source: reddit.com)

jncos:

what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

juelzsantanabandana:

Convince me that jellyfish aren’t aliens I’ll wait

beevean:

snorlaxatives:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable